Monday, 21 November 2011

My Excellent Christmas Book

We got this junk mail/flyer today:

I saw the prices for these special Christmas books and thought that it was my duty to offer a cheaper alternative this year... just download my book for FREE from here!

Then simply cut out some photos of the lucky child, along with photos of celebrities from your copy of Heat magazine and complete the story using a Pritt Stick, crayons and a biro. Hey presto! You've got the perfect Christmas present.

You can thank me on Boxing Day when you've seen how delighted the ungrateful little bastards were with their personalised story book.

Have a go, and email me your finished stories to me at shacklemore@gmail.com so I can share them with other readers. The best one will win a hand-drawn drawing by me.

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